Mostly Harmless

About Me

I was born early on in life. For most of my life I was shorter than I am now, then I gradually grew to my current height, which is a short one anyway.

Most of my friends have this irrational fear that I will take over the world. There is a fraternal order which has sworn to assasinate me if I ever hold any position equal to or exceeding in authority that of class president.

I live by one motto:

“Revise or Die.”

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